Trisha and I went to Borders today to look for a book. While there, a certain urge hit me that I needed use the restroom.
I made my way to the back of the store and walked through the alarm system as I read the sign, "No unpurchased books may be taken beyond this point."
I made my way to the back of the store and walked through the alarm system as I read the sign, "No unpurchased books may be taken beyond this point."
My first thought was, "I actually considered bringing a book to read. Oh well."
My second thought was, "That would be pretty gross to by a used book from Borders."
My third thought was, "I guess I could go buy a book."
My fourth thought was, "I believe the worst possible world to live in would be the one where you can't read on the can."
My fifth thought was, "I think I'll watch The Cosby Show when I get home."
My second thought was, "That would be pretty gross to by a used book from Borders."
My third thought was, "I guess I could go buy a book."
My fourth thought was, "I believe the worst possible world to live in would be the one where you can't read on the can."
My fifth thought was, "I think I'll watch The Cosby Show when I get home."
Like George Costanza...
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