Going to the Restroom

I started substitute teaching again on Tuesday. It's a long term sub, so I'll be there for about 6 weeks while this lady deals with all of her baby shenanigans...apparently, once you have a baby, you are allowed to be lazy for 42 days...I should have a baby...

In the mean time, while I was getting to know the class on Tuesday, one of the students looks at me and says...

"Mr. Bearden, I can go to the baphroom?"
"The what?" I respond.
"The baphroom."
"Can you spell that for me?"
"B-A-F-F-R-O-O-M."
"Well," I nodded, "then absolutely yes, you may go to the bathroom."